C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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