M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i black out too much to be "responsible"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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