Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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