but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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