I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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