Only a mothe r could love this liver
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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