Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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