We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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