And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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