my mouth tastes like poor choices
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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