I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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