So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.