I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
you made out with another girl for some wings
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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