I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Operation Purity has been aborted
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Shame is for Republicans.
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