Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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