The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
