thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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