Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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