I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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