I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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