Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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