CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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