Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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