Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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