He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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