Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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