Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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