I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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