I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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