if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
