Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You left your phone here
Wait...
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