So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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