week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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