if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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