Duck Duck Cougar?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My vagina is officially offended.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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