hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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