People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
