my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Drunk walkin through police station. America
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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