I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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