Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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