I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
someone owes me an orgasm
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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