Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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