two words: eviction party
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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