I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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