And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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