I want to have your abortion
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...