Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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