I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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