Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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