I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
