we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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