...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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