I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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