On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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