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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.

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