i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.