I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
farters have to be the big spoon...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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