You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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