Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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