I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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