It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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